December 8, 2024
Commissioner Dragon says: If anybody's going to beat our beloved giant, I think it's going to be Dr. Death. He's built like a house, he's as strong as an ox, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand the concept of fear. He better bring it, though, because Andre is ready. He's hungry. I had to talk him out of wrestling a bear to train last week. Like an actual bear. Don't ask me how he has access to one.
Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy (C) vs. Lou Thesz (#1)
The Road Warriors (C) vs. The Valiant Brothers (#1)
Bobo Brazil (C) vs. Bruiser Brody (#2)
The Rock and Roll Express (C) vs. Vanity (#2)
Andre the Giant vs. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams
Ted DiBiase vs. TBD
Ted DiBiase vs. TBD
Ted DiBiase vs. TBD
The Blackjacks vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage and The Destroyer
Nikolai Volkoff vs. Boris Zhukov
"The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam vs. Diamond Dallas Page
Tully Blanchard vs. Angelo Poffo
The Machines vs. The Original Midnight Express
Johnny Valentine vs. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head