Roster:
Animal (6) WTTC
Hawk (6)C WTTC
Larry Zbyszko (4)
Magnum T.A. (4)
Chris Candido (2)
Joe Blanchard (2)
Mike DiBiase (2) - injured through TCW XIII
Tom Prichard (2)
Non Wrestlers:
Anthony Rizzo
David Ross
Kris Bryant
Roster:
Harley Race (6)C
Steve Williams (5)
Ted DiBiase (5)
Terry Gordy (5) WHC
Stan Hansen (4)
Jim Brunzell (2)
Masked Superstar (2)
Bruiser Costa (1)
Non Wrestlers:
Slick
Roster:
Buddy Rogers (6)C
Bruiser Brody (5)
Bobby Eaton (4)
Mad Dog Vachon (4)
Stan Lane (4)
Jerry Lynn (2)
Larry Hennig (2)
Steve Regal (1)
Non Wrestlers:
Billie Piper
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Roster:
Lou Thesz (6)
Ricky Morton (5)
Robert Gibson (5)
Pampero Firpo (4)C USHC
The Crusher (4)
Johnny Saint (3)
Luke Williams (2)
Butch Miller (1)
Non Wrestlers:
"Dr. Gregory House"
Barack Obama
Lord Ewan McGregor OBE
Roster:
Barry WIndham (6) USTTC
Blackjack Mulligan (5) USTTC
Curt Hennig (5)
Nick Bockwinkel (5)C
Marty Jannetty (2)
Bobby Fulton (1)
Brian Christopher (1)
Tommy Rogers (1)
Non Wrestlers:
James E. Cornette
Jeff Jarrett
Roster:
Randy Savage (6)
Diamond Dallas Page (5)
The Destroyer (5)C
Brutus Beefcake (4)
Greg Valentine (4)
Angelo Poffo (3)
Bob Armstrong (1)
Brad Armstrong (1)
Non Wrestlers:
Brian Posehn/"Randall Tame"
Maria Bamford/"Ladykind"
Patton Oswalt/"Cubic Zirconia"
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