You might be wondering what’s going on here, which probably means you don’t play Helldivers 2. If that’s the case, you’re dismissed, as nothing that’s happening here will enrich you until you do your duty for democracy and go buy it!

For those of you who are in on the joke, I just built this to randomize my loadouts when I drop. Some of the most fun I’ve had has been dropping in on Super Helldives with whatever loadout this page gives me, then trying to figure out how to make it work without getting me and the rest of my team killed.

If you do play, give it a try! There are options if you hit the Modify Request button to determine how it picks for you to some extent and what Warbonds you have available, making this one of the very few pages on this site that has any sort of accommodations for people who aren't me.