February 11, 2025
Commissioner Dragon says: The league's tag scene was a little thin this time, so we're going to fix that. Three of these tag matches, chosen at random by the accounting firm of DeSicks, Boobah, and Associates, will be worth two points each to get both our second season and our resurgent tag division kickstarted.
The Road Warriors (C) vs. The Machines (#1)
Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy (C) vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (#3)
The Blackjacks (C) vs. The Rock and Roll Express (#3)
"The Raging Bull of the Pampas" Pampero Firpo vs. "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
The Fantastics vs. Masked Superstar and Brunzell
Williams and T. DiBiase vs. Jannetty and Christopher
F.A.L.S.E. (M. DiBiase and Blanchard) vs. Hennig and Bockwinkel
Page and Poffo vs. Zbyszko and Magnum T.A.
Lynn and Regal vs. Ladies' Choice (Candido and Prichard)
Alpha Males (Brody and Vachon) vs. Race and Hansen
King's Guard (Thesz and the Crusher) vs. The Armstrongs
Sheepherders vs. Midnight Express
The Destroyer vs. Larry "The Axe" Hennig
"The Man of a Thousand Holds" Johnny Saint vs. Bruiser Costa
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