Flagrant System Error #404
Uncombobulatable File Request

How did you even get here? Whatever you typed in doesn't exist. You know that, right? I mean, you got the 404 error, so you probably do know that, but still. You shouldn't be here.

I blame this on you. Maybe we should talk this through, you know? Rethink the life choices that led to you getting here, and see if you can't grow from this experience. Have you prayed about this? Have you sought any sort of counseling? Getting help if you need it is important.

Try not to do this again. Do better. Be better.